Sometimes at night or early in the morning when there is time to lay around and do nothing but look around like a fat baby, we stare at spots on the cement ceilings and yell out what the shape resembles. It is a home-made Rorschach ink blot test. Sometimes we look for shapes we already found and named, like the virgin mary spot, or the spot that looks like our dingo, Chipotle. It is a harmless game most of the time. Until recently! Controversy has polluted our game and we must resort to polling internet strangers to settle the score.
There is a new shape we never identified before, and I feel that it is very clearly a woman riding a magic carpet, while the femme feels it is a woman doing laundry on an old-timey washing machine (whatever the hell that is)! We’ll just start yelling at the ceiling and talking over each other when discussing the spot:
“DurrrOfCourseItIsAWomanRidingAMagicCarpetSheIsWavingByeWithHerScarf-”
“NO! IT IS A LADY WASHING HER CLOTHES!”
“Then why is she on a magic carpet????”
On and on.
A simple google image search of “woman riding magic carpet” yields the following picture:
A search for old-timey washing machine:
Right.
Now, the spot, and the poll!
Controversial
I think it looks like a juggling camel.
It wouldn’t let me vote “other!” I think it looks like the Lochness Monster.
YOU GUYS. It is a clearly a Victorian laundress. Clearly. Good heavens.
As you can plainly see, it’s a skinny armed woman riding on a roostercow that has taken what seems to be a very large shit for an animal that size. The woman, looking to the sky, is wearing a bra top and jeans so tight they look painted on. What I can’t figure out is why she is wearing a beret with a bra top. I mean, who does that!
I think it looks kind of like a cobra riding a magic carpet, but I chose “I need to visit in order to be certain,” mostly because I just want to visit.
I am annoyed that I went so far as to click Other, fill out exactly what it is – and my facts of visual acuity went where exactly? I am close to pistols at dawn with that ‘Other’ button.
Unless it’s right here and I just don’t see it. In that case, pistols at dawn with myself and my honor shall be vindicated.