Chica Chica Boom Chic

So, we’re sitting here watching The Bachelor (WHERE THE FUCK IS DEANNA?) and this one gal has on a colorful dress with a ruffle ripple cascading down the side and of course the first thing I blurt out is “Carmen Miranda!” but M blurts out “Daisy Fuentes” and I’m like, “Honey, no. Let me show you it.”

There’s kind of nothing more FABULOUS than this, bona fide gay-man’s-wet-dream fabulous:

Just for funsies:

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